My dear friend has a bit of a problem. Every time he runs or exercises in any way, his head gets so gosh darn sweaty. Its really nasty and disgusting, and the way it rolls though his ginger hair and down his face really grosses everyone out. How can I break it to him that he needs to do something about his "head sweat"?
Dear John Doe,
Sweaty heads really stink! But it's natural for heads to sweat, especially in long luscious locks. Don't worry about breaking it to him because he's probably self conscious about his sweat. Friends let friends sweat...thanks for your concern! Although you could offer him a towel every now and then. Ahoy!